Existential Crisis Design Feeling dizzy?
Welcome to vertigo of infinite choice.
The world unravels at the seams, spinning into a blur of what-ifs and could-have-beens. Every street corner presents a million paths. Every heartbeat is a choice that could rewrite your entire existence. This design is for that dizzying, terrifying moment of paralysis when the sheer weight of possibility becomes too much to bear. Every choice made moves your life into a new path.
Wear this when you need an anchor in the chaos.
Product features
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Soft fabric mix offering a luxurious feel
- Medium-heavy fabric for durability and comfort
- Regular fit that runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Style With
Size guide
Regular fit that runs true to size. Unisex sizing.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in46 cm | 26 in66 cm |
| S | 20 in51 cm | 27 in69 cm |
| M | 22 in56 cm | 28 in71 cm |
| L | 24 in61 cm | 29 in74 cm |
| XL | 26 in66 cm | 30 in76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in71 cm | 31 in79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in76 cm | 32 in81 cm |
How to measure: lay a hoodie you already like flat and compare.
Width is straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
Measurements can vary by about 1 inch. Each piece is printed just for you, so we can't exchange it for a different size. Please check the chart before you order.
Existential Crisis Design "Feeling dizzy?"
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