Existential Crisis Design How to be Human

A uniform for the student of a curriculum with no textbook.

You are a living collage of every scar, every joy, every forgotten Tuesday, every whispered secret. A complex algorithm of memories and emotions. At some point, the simple act of being becomes a question: with all of this data inside you, how are you supposed to react? What is the "correct" response to anything? This design is for that profound moment of self-awareness when you realize you're just improvising.

Wear it as an admission that you are still learning the impossible.

Product features
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit.
- Twill neck tape provides added comfort and stability.
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Soft fabric blend for a luxurious feel and easy printing.
- Regular fit that runs true to size for a comfortable wear.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean