Existential Crisis Design School boy
A uniform for the first day of your next lesson.
You just graduated from the last crisis, diploma in hand, only to find yourself standing at the entrance of a new, unfamiliar hallway. A new job, a new love, a new city—the universe is a relentless teacher, and you are forever the school boy, learning the rules all over again. This design is for that humbling, terrifying realization that the curriculum of life is infinite.
Wear it when you're reminded that you're just getting started.
Product features
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit.
- Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability.
- Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm.
- Soft and luxurious fabric provides a pleasant feel.
- Runs true to size with a regular fit.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Style With
Size guide
Regular fit that runs true to size. Unisex sizing.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in46 cm | 26 in66 cm |
| S | 20 in51 cm | 27 in69 cm |
| M | 22 in56 cm | 28 in71 cm |
| L | 24 in61 cm | 29 in74 cm |
| XL | 26 in66 cm | 30 in76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in71 cm | 31 in79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in76 cm | 32 in81 cm |
How to measure: lay a hoodie you already like flat and compare.
Width is straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
Measurements can vary by about 1 inch. Each piece is printed just for you, so we can't exchange it for a different size. Please check the chart before you order.
Existential Crisis Design "School boy"
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