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Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "Feeling dizzy?"

Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "Feeling dizzy?"

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Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "Feeling dizzy?"

Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "Feeling dizzy?"

Regular price $49.99
Regular price $49.99 Sale price
SAVE Liquid error (snippets/price line 116): Computation results in '-Infinity'% Sold out

A uniform for the vertigo of infinite choice.

The world unravels at the seams, spinning into a blur of what-ifs and could-have-beens. Every street corner presents a million paths. Every heartbeat is a choice that could rewrite your entire existence. This design is for that dizzying, terrifying moment of paralysis when the sheer weight of possibility becomes too much to bear.

Wear it when you need an anchor in the chaos.

Engineered to feel like a modern relic from the moment you wear it. The comfort of the soft fleece is immediate, yet it’s built with the intention of lasting for generations. The classic construction—an adjustable hood for retreat and a spacious kangaroo pocket for utility—is timeless. This is not a piece of fast fashion. It is a cozy and stylish uniform for the contemplative, a perfect gift for those who appreciate art you can live in.

Product features
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Soft fabric mix offering a luxurious feel
- Medium-heavy fabric for durability and comfort
- Regular fit that runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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    Born from the Shadows

    Soft enough to sleep in. Dark enough to dream in.

    Made in silence, built with care, and designed for those who move differently. Every stitch carries a little bit of night in it, calm, steady, and real.

    It’s not made to show off. It’s made to feel like it’s already yours.

    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    Our Ethereal Code

    Everything here means something.

    Each hoodie is printed only when you choose it, a piece of darkness made just for you.