Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "How to be Human"
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A uniform for the student of a curriculum with no textbook.
You are a living collage of every scar, every joy, every forgotten Tuesday, every whispered secret. A complex algorithm of memories and emotions. At some point, the simple act of being becomes a question: with all of this data inside you, how are you supposed to react? What is the "correct" response to anything? This design is for that profound moment of self-awareness when you realize you're just improvising.
Wear it as an admission that you are still learning the impossible.
Consider this garment a veil between you and the overbright world. Its soft fleece provides a constant, grounding warmth, a necessary comfort for a soul that feels too much. The adjustable hood allows for a strategic withdrawal into anonymity, while the spacious kangaroo pocket is a silent vault for your essentials. This is not merely a stylish staple; it is an essential piece of armor for the introspective, a thoughtful gift for a kindred spirit who understands that true comfort is a form of quiet rebellion.
Product features - Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit. - Twill neck tape provides added comfort and stability. - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience. - Soft fabric blend for a luxurious feel and easy printing. - Regular fit that runs true to size for a comfortable wear.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
Made in silence, built with care, and designed for those who move differently. Every stitch carries a little bit of night in it, calm, steady, and real.
It’s not made to show off. It’s made to feel like it’s already yours.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.
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