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Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "How to be Human"

Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "How to be Human"

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Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "How to be Human"

Fleece Hoodie - Existential Crisis Design "How to be Human"

Regular price $49.99
Regular price $49.99 Sale price
SAVE Liquid error (snippets/price line 116): Computation results in '-Infinity'% Sold out

A uniform for the student of a curriculum with no textbook.

You are a living collage of every scar, every joy, every forgotten Tuesday, every whispered secret. A complex algorithm of memories and emotions. At some point, the simple act of being becomes a question: with all of this data inside you, how are you supposed to react? What is the "correct" response to anything? This design is for that profound moment of self-awareness when you realize you're just improvising.

Wear it as an admission that you are still learning the impossible.

Consider this garment a veil between you and the overbright world. Its soft fleece provides a constant, grounding warmth, a necessary comfort for a soul that feels too much. The adjustable hood allows for a strategic withdrawal into anonymity, while the spacious kangaroo pocket is a silent vault for your essentials. This is not merely a stylish staple; it is an essential piece of armor for the introspective, a thoughtful gift for a kindred spirit who understands that true comfort is a form of quiet rebellion.


Product features
- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customized fit.
- Twill neck tape provides added comfort and stability.
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Soft fabric blend for a luxurious feel and easy printing.
- Regular fit that runs true to size for a comfortable wear.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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    Born from the Shadows

    Soft enough to sleep in. Dark enough to dream in.

    Made in silence, built with care, and designed for those who move differently. Every stitch carries a little bit of night in it, calm, steady, and real.

    It’s not made to show off. It’s made to feel like it’s already yours.

    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    NOTHING HERE IS MASS-MADE.

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    Our Ethereal Code

    Everything here means something.

    Each hoodie is printed only when you choose it, a piece of darkness made just for you.